oh well like im at uni and im mega bored. im sitting next to matt hammond and tiffany :D and like we have this lecturer and his like freaking homo.. not homo sapien but like homo sexual :D i have nothing to write about since i dont write anymore ill write a poem..

ROSES ARE REDS
VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
THEN WHAT THE HELL IS THE COLOUR VIOLET O_O.

okay that is all. matt hammond is kinda gay and is writing up everything i am so bored his handwriting is so ugly. maybe i should like you know write more. i have no idea what to write about....

I LOVE YOU MATTHEW HAMMOND.

and you too tiffany :) just kidding.

bye now. Algorasms at UNSW
HI!
This is Chris, does anyone even check this blog anymore? Well if you do, you get to listen to me speak about nothing except me doin ur mum ;D.
I have made it a plan to spread the word 'algorasms around UNSW for shits and giggles with the help of Luke and Pierre. We're only first years so it might take some time. But we will win, they cannot stop us, they can take our homes, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR ORGASMS!......
Okay, i'm just sitting waiting for my tutorial to start, obviously i'm bored, shhh, go study or something. Force Quang to start righting on the blog again, tell Jen to shut up, eat some pie, have butt secs, get David drunk or give him red bull, whatever, just don't eat Quang, you'll get AIDS XD
Good luck young padawans,
Chris
XD Why TA should never be bored

Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:06 PM):
*Penis walks down the road
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:06 PM):
*he clucks across and sees a truck coming
David says (6:06 PM):
*he screams "oh no"
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:06 PM):
*and does a barrel roll
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:07 PM):
*truck zooms past
David says (6:07 PM):
*clipping his leg at it
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:07 PM):
*and flips into a brothel
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:08 PM):
*penis goes hard at first sight
David says (6:08 PM):
*pass
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:08 PM):
*Penis said as he saw all the guys in the lobby
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:09 PM):
*"damn im horny"
David says (6:09 PM):
*the guys in the lobby advance on him
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:09 PM):
*Penis pulls out a Chuck Norris
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:10 PM):
*chuck norris abandons penis because chuck norris should be the one that pulls out penis
David says (6:10 PM):
*penis attempts to bribe the lobby people
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:11 PM):
*The guys take Penis and give him a haircut
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:12 PM):
*penis likes and adds in a full body scrub
David says (6:13 PM):
*penis' identiy is unmasked
*
* adrian.     Torment    . I don't belong here anymore. has been added to the conversation.
*
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:14 PM):
*Penis is actually ManBearPig
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:14 PM):
*then aids enters the facinity
David says (6:15 PM):
*aids attempts to save manbearpig
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:15 PM):
*But ManBearPig fire a missile and the brothel collapses
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:16 PM):
*lady brothel next to it comes and saves penis
David says (6:16 PM):
*manbearpig is disgraced with his loss of hair
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:17 PM):
*He goes into hiding in Mount Doom
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:18 PM):
*4 seasons come and go, his hair grows back and leaves with hats that sprouted in spring
David says (6:19 PM):
*he ends up meeting chucknorris
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:19 PM):
*Chuck Norris swims away because you don't meet Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris meets you
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:20 PM):
*penis leaves to wonder the alone in the forest
*
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David says (6:21 PM):
*he notices that some elves are being ambushed by a shade and some urgals
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:21 PM):
*So he fires his lazor at them
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:22 PM):
*and stops them in their track then bulldozes them over
David says (6:22 PM):
*so once again he is alone until...
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:23 PM):
*a group of 200 lebs turn up with baseball bats
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:23 PM):
*and he bats with them
David says (6:24 PM):
*he hits a ball so hard it flies all the way to hogwarts
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:24 PM):
*and it explodes
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:27 PM):
*chuck norris shouts repairo and the ball come back.
David says (6:27 PM):
*then he realises the summoning charm is accio and he just repaired some other balls of
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:28 PM):
*faecal waste. Unfortuently these exploded and faeces went everywhere
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:28 PM):
*penis runs to cover from falling pile of crap
David says (6:29 PM):
*while chuck norris is buried under 10Mega tonnes of poop
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:29 PM):
*Chuck Norris vapourises the poop with his chin.
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:30 PM):
*and is left smelling like a sewer
David says (6:30 PM):
*he now cannot sneak up upon his opponents as they can smell him lightyears away
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:32 PM):
*So he takes a shower.
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:33 PM):
*of course penis comes along
David says (6:33 PM):
*but the shower is made up of acetic acid
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:34 PM):
*Thinking quickly, he blows up the shower and eats the rubble
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:34 PM):
*then t-rex comes along
David says (6:35 PM):
*t rex eats chuck norris and his penis
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:35 PM):
*t-rex implodes and Chuck Norris jumps out unharmed
*
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- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:37 PM):
*then raptors come and attach chuck norris
David says (6:37 PM):
*to a crucifiction cross where he dies and gives everyone sins for all that he murdered
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:39 PM):
*but because of the horcrux Chuck Norris revives himself
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:40 PM):
*then voldemort arrives
David says (6:41 PM):
*chuck norris realises that he needs a special potion to get his full body back so attempts to posses voldemort for the time being
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:41 PM):
*Penis is back home masterbating in front of his laptop
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:42 PM):
*watching his harry potter movie marathon
David says (6:42 PM):
*a blackout suddenly occurs
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:42 PM):
*But he keeps fapping off
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:43 PM):
*and thats how the milky way came to be
David says (6:43 PM):
*the end
*yay
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:43 PM):
*BUT SUDDENLY! A wild Abra appears
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:43 PM):
*but nobody notices as it teleports away
David says (6:44 PM):
*except
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:45 PM):
*he left a trail of splooge
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:45 PM):
*that leaves every character having amnesia about what the hell just happened
David says (6:46 PM):
*ok i'm out now, continue if u want
              Cr15py        . Giving out free hugs. Day n Night says (6:46 PM):
*Said Penis as he finished masterbating
- »              PossesivePigfish        «__________ jt . Y says (6:47 PM):
*the end. merry christmas people of algorasmville.
i (quang) have not blogged in like a kajillion years. but since you know its christmas. idk how many people will actually read this. its christmas so me and jenny decided to blog about each other since we are now in an open relationship right babe ;) ahahahah we are sad kids :) alrite so i guess ill blog about my christmas wishes for jenben :)

MERRRRRRY CHRISTMAS JENNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D wait before that let me link you to her blog just incase your too lazy to click on my links PENIS there ya go :)

so back to the blog :D

merry christmas jenny. i hope you have a wonderful christmas full of presents and funness and quang :D have a wonderful year :D maybe one day we can spend a christmas together :) hope we are still best friends till next christmas and the christmas after and the one after and forever more. hope all your wishes and dreams come true baby :D ILYILYILYILYILYILYILYILYILYILYILYILYILYILILY.

can someone please tell me what to get jenben for christmas i ahve no idea.

and now for my school friends :)

weve been apart for a while now. and even though im still talking to ta quite abit. all my other friends i miss talking too.

even though most of our paths will separate and we will probably never have the chance to meet again. i want you guys to know that the memories that we have created and shared are memories that i will keep with me always <3 and hopefully one day in the future we can all meet again and talk about how we went through highschool together. and as KP SAID i hope that our friendship can stand the test of time :)

and for the other bunch of friends i ahve that do no belong in these groups.

fuck you.

kidding ily all :) miss you all :)

have a freaking lovely christmas i love you phi.

bye now ;)
saveeee tonight :)

quang nguyen . 20 Questions with David and Chris
Q1. What makes u happy?
A1. Being with friends.

Q2. What is your favorite sport to play?
A2. Soccer.

Q3. Who is your favorite fictional character?
A3. Optimus Prime. Yea mother fuckers XD

Q4. What do you want out of life?
A4. Friends and love and happyness.

Q5. What is your favorite quote?
A5. "Harden the fuck up"

Q6. How many crushes have you had?
A6. Um, 1. I currently still have the 2nd :O

Q7. What makes you sad or angry?
A7. Cruelty.

Q8. If u got 99.95 ATAR, what course would u choose?
A8. My first preference. I cbf writing it =P

Q9. What trait of yours are u most proud of?
A9. My sense of humour XD or lack of :( XD

Q10. who in TA besides yourself is the most AWESOME?
A10. Quang, obviously, der.

Q11. Do you love me?
A11. I love you like a Squirrel loves nuts.....

Q12. Rank urself from best to worst trait out of, sporty, smart, sexy and nice
A12. Nice, Smart, Sexy, Sporty. lol, well hopefully XD.

Q13. what do u value most in a partner in order of most important, intelligence, prettiness and niceness?
A13. Niceness, prettiness, intelligence. (prettiness and intelligence and basically equal)

Q14. what song best describes your life?
A14. Wake me up before you go-go By Wham.

Q15. What part of you/trait do you detest/wish u didn't have?
A15. My excessive body hair XD It's fine during winter but summer is a whore.

Q16. Who do you have a crush on at the moment?
A16. Roneth. Yea, doesn't work on me David. =P

Q17. Favorite computer game?
A17. Call of Duty. Hands down.

Q18. which do u hate more, hot or cold?
A18. Hot, hot is a whore. Cold can be controlled by hugs.

Q19. favorite drink?
A19. Water, fuck yes, that's so bad ass.

Q20. who do u idolise?
A20. No one really, don't think about those things, too busy thinking about sexual jokes. XD I AM AT DAVIDS HOUSE. LOLOLOLOLOLOL :D Omg
Omg, this blog has been abandoned.
Well, seeing as though i'm tired.
I can't be bothered writing much.
Except that Quang goes to the beach too often and should go and buy a suit for the formal XD.
lol, David.
Cya
Chris